I'm not ashamed to admit that one of my favorite movies is "The Girl Next Door." For my money, it's the most heartwarming addition to the teen sex comedy genre. In one scene, a sleazy supporting character tells our protagonist, a JFK-idolizing high school senior headed for Georgetown, the first rule of politics: "Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze." Not bad. However, today I might go with: Don't cheat on your wife. And whatever you do, don't get caught in the unforgiving clutches of the world wide web.
8/11/08
The first rule of politics
I'm not ashamed to admit that one of my favorite movies is "The Girl Next Door." For my money, it's the most heartwarming addition to the teen sex comedy genre. In one scene, a sleazy supporting character tells our protagonist, a JFK-idolizing high school senior headed for Georgetown, the first rule of politics: "Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze." Not bad. However, today I might go with: Don't cheat on your wife. And whatever you do, don't get caught in the unforgiving clutches of the world wide web.
7/28/08
Deal or No Deal?
And while "No Credit, No Problem!" may be blissful music to your ears, I'm pleased to report that there is more out there. Earlier this month, I had the chance to tour the new LaFontaine dealership in Highland Township, MI (Buick, Cadillac, Pontiac, GMC). The LaFontaine Automotive Group is a family company with dealerships throughout Michigan.
So, what's the big deal about this new addition? For starters, over $2 million in green initiatives were invested into the facility - including progressive approaches to lighting, heating and water usage. Furthermore, to be frank, the facility is pretty pimped out. Well, if you consider a gift shop boutique, cafe and full-service salon to fall into that category. Maybe "nontraditional" is the better word here.
I spoke to the General Manager, Ryan LaFontaine, for a recent podcast. Check it out to hear the specifics of how this new breed of dealership operates. It is by no means a commercial, so don't expect to hear about their $9.95 oil changes... which do in fact exist. Also, I'd wager to say I'm a bit less awkward than my first go around and that has to count for something!
Here you have it folks: http://tinyurl.com/5gp6f7
I'd love to hear your comments about whether or not a dealership's environmental practices would play a role in your decision to buy from them.
I'd also like to know if you find my voice to be as soothing as Delilah (who has also recorded in the OnStar studio, in addition to John Tesh, Dennis Miller, Dr. Laura and Sean Hannity - woah)... but that's neither here nor there.
7/22/08
I know my calculus. It says 2010 Camaro = woah.
After checking out the "Transformers" movie last summer, I was struck with a few distinct thoughts.
A) Megan Fox is a stone cold fox and doesn't care who knows it.
B) The family minivan may indeed be an intergalactic robot.
... and C) The movie's cars were (to quote Derek Zoolander) really, really, ridiculously good looking.
The car that stood out most to me, both aestetically and for its role as a lovable crime fighter, was Bumblebee - the 2010 Chevrolet Camaro featured above. When I finally encountered the vehicle face to face, it was not fighting off the advances of evil Decepticons, but rather an onslaught of eager journalists, bloggers and car fanatics. Don't judge my rhetoric.
Yes friends, I was given the chance to attend the unveiling of the 2010 Camaro earlier this week. I'm typically a fan of retro anything and thus the new Camaro hits the spot - bringing the original car's combo of sporty and sleek into 2008. Well, actually, 2010. Wow... I'll be a college graduate by then. Which means I will absolutely not be able to afford it, unless I fulfill my longtime goal of winning big on reality TV (if only I were joking).
Regardless... something to aspire to, right?
Ed Welburn, Vice President of Global Product Development, at the unveiling.
http://www.chevrolet.com/camaro/
7/14/08
Smells Like Teen Spirit
I believe it was the late great R&B singer Aaliyah who said it best: Age ain't nothing but a number. To illustrate this point, I invite you to meet Daniel Brusilovsky. At the ripe age of 15, he has founded a company called Teens in Tech and serves as a youth evangelist across the social media spectrum. Woah.
** Conversely, when I was 15 I spent my time dreaming of the day when I could drive the majestic family minivan, Big Blue, and wondering what that cranky Brit Simon Cowell would say next. He says the darndest things.
<-- He's kind of a big deal.
7/7/08
Rothbury Recap
I caught three different acts over the weekend. The first was Snoop Dog, which was undoubtedly a highlight. Anyone who follows music/pop culture knows that Snoop is a larger than life figure. You might think his persona is just for TV and that he can't really be that outrageous. But indeed my friends, he is. And a heck of a performer. 311 took the stage next and put on a very energetic set. Having only been casually familiar with their music, it was a pleasure to see what all the fuss was about - although I did keep getting distracted flashing back to a Travel Channel special I saw about singer Nick Hexum's private island in the Florida Keys. Jealous, jealous, jealous.
Overall, Rothbury was an excellent way for some 40,000 attendees to ring in the Fourth of July. After some aggressive napping/showering, I feel fully recovered from a long weekend outdoors! So, will they do it again? Much like a sequel to a Hollywood blockbuster, it appears Rothbury 2009 has already been given the green light. Calling all Midwestern music junkies to mark your calendars...
FYI
http://fyi.gmblogs.com/podcasts/
6/24/08
Quickipedia
Consider the timeframe here. Russert arrived at a Washington DC hospital at 2:23. His Wikipedia page was updated with his death at 3:01. Wow.
That seems like an incredibly short period to me, especially since NBC was making efforts to hold off on an announcement until Russert's family (abroad in Italy) could be notified. In this case, buzzings throughout the social media realm predated Russert's own network. Despite an outpouring of Twitter users discussing the matter early on, CNN's official presence on Twitter held off on its announcement until the day after Russert died.
The rapid speed at which the online community took command of this story was reminiscent of actor Heath Ledger's passing earlier this year. Everyone's favorite satirical news site, The Onion, actually wrote an article lampooning this. In 2007, the speedy dissemination of information on Wikipedia took a decidedly creepy turn when the wife of ill-fated WWE wrestler Chris Benoit was reported dead on the site hours before her body was found. Understandably, the mysterious page update became a major source of controversy - more details about which can be found here.
It goes without saying that the world of social media is reliant on speed. In an era where you can first read breaking news on Twitter, you may also find yourself discovering your friend has become engaged amongst the clutter of your Facebook newsfeed.
Is all of this impersonal? Sure. Maybe even a bit weird? You could argue that. But, as a wise friend of mine will often tell me, it is what it is. Amen.
6/20/08
An OnStar for every season
The wait was without incident, with the exception of a creepy truck driver who stopped by our predicament at first to offer help and then to ask menacingly, "Y'all boys been drinkin?" Rest assured, partying was the last thing on our minds. Soon after when our help arrived, it was truly a beautiful sight to behold.
^ The Saturn is removed from the dark clutches of the snowbank. Why we photographed all of this, I know not.
Flash forward to summer: OnStar and I reunited earlier this week, thankfully without vehicular distress in the picture. This time, I had the opportunity to tour their command center. I was blown away by all the technology in my midst - from the giant maps that display all incoming calls throughout the country, to on-site simulation stations.
OnStar is not your mother's operator service (am I too young to use that phrase??). The center takes into consideration a variety of potential crises that could unfold, and even have an aptly-titled "situation room" to best tackle whatever, er, situations may arise. When I was there I also learned about their Stolen Vehicle Slowdown program. This initiative uses technology to literally take the speed out of vehicles that are reported stolen, making it easier for police to apprehend thieves. I see it as OnStar's way to take a bite out of crime as it were.
Whether helping foolish college students make their way out of a compromising situation, cramping the style of carjackers nationwide, or lending a hand when things take a turn for the worse on the road, I think OnStar is both a cool and progressive service and I'm glad I got to check it out first hand.
6/13/08
A glimpse at the future
<--- Why?!
Despite my shortcomings in this area, earlier this week I had the opportunity to be further humbled while watching the GM design interns at work. Each intern specializes in a specific area of design - sketching, sculpting, color, engineering, animation, etc. They are working in teams to conceptualize car models for 2020 and it is quite an operation. Participants not only hail from the US, but from India, Mexico, Russia and China as well. The communications interns are going to be working on a project for these folks, and I think they have an exciting story to tell.
I can't forget the design center itself! On the surface, the GM Technical Center in Warren, MI has the look of a college campus. However, inside is another story completely. (Disclaimer: if your college/university features top-secret cars of the future and has a strict no camera phone policy, then this blogger apologizes for misspeaking).
While I wasn't walking into an episode of "The Jetsons," the vehicles on tap for the future were profoundly cool and I got a real sense for this aspect of the automotive process. One interesting part of my tour was learning how car models are created. Did anyone know that they make life size models out of foam??? Buellar? The best part is, you would never know it based on look or feel.
It goes without saying, but the moral of the story is that if you get a chance to gain a behind the scenes peek at a center like this - GO!!! If not, you may want to brush up on those art and design skills. Who knows - maybe one day you can take a role in crafting the future Volts of the world.
As evident by my work displayed at the beginning of the post... I'm available for lessons.
6/12/08
Whose car is it anyway?
The responses...
1) Female/Jeep:
"Chevy, Pontiac, GMC, Dodge." (3/4 ain't bad... my condolences about the car)
6/10/08
How to suceed in Twitter without really trying
Ultimately, it's unclear if Twitter will ever be commonly used as an alert device in the face of burglars, forces of nature, etc. However, one thing seems more likely. It's going to be around until the fat lady tweets.
6/9/08
IDK, my bff Facebook
<--- My dismay
It seems Myspace's reign as the exclusive online tween haven is over. To think, college upperclassmen like myself can remember a day where one dared not pass go and collect $200 at the Facebook gates under the ripe age of 18.
And while I'd rather young Laura spend her days contemplating what hijinks the "High School Musical" cast is up to - can you really blame her? As social media continues its rapid expansion to all corners of the web, it is only natural that an expanding user base will follow.
Sure, Facebook is a generic place to start looking at all of this. After all, it's everywhere - 19,589 articles on Google News have contained a reference to the medium in the past 24 hours. But the Book is far from alone - having joined seven additional social media outlets in the past week, I still feel as though I've only scraped the surface of what's out there.
This summer I am taking on the role of a social media intern for a major corporation. In this blog, I will share my observations and findings - the innovative, the interesting, the weird, the wacky, the useful and the useless.
These are the impressions of an ordinairy young man descending into social media nerddom. Annnnd we're off.